Hello from the Empire of Tsati! The Empire of Tsati is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 741 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often. The small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsati City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing industries. Drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and military spending is on the increase. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsati's national animal is the Bass, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Day-zi.
