I am President A.C. Lovingood of The Free Land of The United Islands of Poland. We are an economically powerful nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, and an intelligent population of 8 million citizens. The United Islands of Poland believes in tiny government and devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Our citizens pay a flat income tax of 10% regardless of how rich or poor they are. Our country's motto is "Live Free or Die"
